Paparazzi Shot

What does a gal do when her divorce is final and she's officially back on the market? Why, she dons her best cutoff britches and a boob-bobblin' bra, wraps her weave and goes to Starbucks! The weave-a-horror, pink flip-flopped, blue-brassiered pop mama was snapped fetchin' coffee in Pasadena, Calif., accompanied by her manny/guard, while her tots waited in the car. They must have lost the recipe for coffee back at Ranchita Popwreck. She's available, y'all.