Paparazzi Shot

Everyone knows the big-haired Brit import, Amy Winehouse, and about her serious drug problem. It is clear the stubborn singer doesn't want to go to rehab, and she will say "No, no, no" But why? Could it be because she does not see the problem, and is in denial? After a well-publicized over-dose, the troubled Winehouse chose to a trip to the Caribbean with her hubby Blake Fielder-Civil over a rehab stay. Winehouse just performed an acoustic version of "Love is a Losing Game" during England's Mercury Music awards, where she competed for the top award against The Klaxons. Sadly, Ms. Winehouse did not take an award home. After her well received performance, the waif starlet revealed her "philosophy" to the Daily Mirror in the UK when they asked her about her rehab stints, she said, "I'm of the school of thought where, if you can't sort something out for yourself, no one can help you. You're a bit lost if you can't sort yourself out,"

In a hilarious turn of events & in an irony-shaking move, Paris Hilton publicly gave Britney Spears advice yesterday on The View.

Hilton encouraged the young pop star to try & cooperate with the paparazzi & not antagonize them (with your crotch). The hotel heiress & general all-around, do-gooder claims she sympathizes with Spears’ plight with the media, but that the best way to handle the stick-to-you-like-glue photographers is to not get a gun, but to smile & work with them.

Let’s let Paris explain, “(The paparazzi) annoy me, too.

“I can understand going to a press event or a premiere that’s fine, they’re there, but when they’re waiting outside your home every morning and following you around every single day it’s hard.

“I’d rather them just take pictures at events, not at my house.

“I think it’s better just to smile than when people give the middle finger or are rude to them, because that’s what they want you to do.

“They want to get a bad picture.” (Or if you’re like me, a picture of my firecrotch).

I believe these statements by heiress Paris are shaking the very roots of irony & I wouldn’t be surprised if that old, familiar tree came tumbling down after this tenacious effort by Hilton.

The premise of porn studio Venom Digital Media's Paris & Nicole Go To Jail probably needs no further explanation, but on the off chance you're having a hard time fully grasping the ripped-from-the-celebrity-incarceration-headlines concept, here's the logline provided by the director: "[Paris & Nicole] find that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmates, things of that nature." What's more, Venom claims to have gone the extra mile by actually scripting the movie, which should allow for some priceless, timely dialogue; when "Nicole" tells "Paris" that she's "going to drive the wrong way on her pleasure freeway," fans of the real-life twosome's recent misadventures will know the filmmakers are making every effort to fully exploit their rich source material.

Naughty Paris Hilton couldn't pay her storage bill and all her most intimate private possessions were auctioned off to the highest bidder. Included in these possessions are several tapes of Paris filming herself naked, flashing her naughty bits, and frolicking nude in a bubble bath. Now you can see all these naughty home videos at Celeb Movie, home to over 5000+ nude celeb videos and Hollywood sex tapes!

With her puppy in hand, a pair of size 11 flats and a smile as genuine as her appearance on "Larry King Live," Paris Hilton was snapped leaving a recording studio on Sunday. Lord have earplugs! Despite the fact that her debut album tanked, the ex-con/heiress is insisting on releasing a follow-up CD. Stars are blind, deaf and dumb! It's just that Paris faced the music, but having her record any more of it is cruel and unusual punishment!

What does a gal do when her divorce is final and she's officially back on the market? Why, she dons her best cutoff britches and a boob-bobblin' bra, wraps her weave and goes to Starbucks! The weave-a-horror, pink flip-flopped, blue-brassiered pop mama was snapped fetchin' coffee in Pasadena, Calif., accompanied by her manny/guard, while her tots waited in the car. They must have lost the recipe for coffee back at Ranchita Popwreck. She's available, y'all.

Ashley Olsen may not emulate homeless bag ladies like her sis Mary-Kate -- but she's still receiving style inspiration from the streets! All dolled up in a business casual leather miniskirt, striped nylons and a pair of sensible 5-inch Divine Brown stiletto pumps, the usually well-dressed celebutwin revealed her new dominatrix/secretary look to the world. What are her rates? Can she type?! Ashley, who did not check into rehab for anorexia nervosa, was nearly unrecognizable as she walked down a Los Angeles sidewalk on Thursday! Need a ride to the office?!